french 

1.) Country where most of the first technological advances occured. (1st human bionic heart transplant, 1st face transplant, 90% of all vaccines are created and packaged)
2.) All the best champagne comes from Champagne, France.
3.) France runs the fassion industry. In France, different trends will always, and have always, appear(ed) 3 years before it arrives in New York, or any other country in the world.
4.) The most romantic language of all.
5.) The best cheese comes from France.
6.) The best place to vacation is the Cote d'Azur (Southern France)

I'm from the United States, and most Americans hate the French because we have a c*ck sucking, idiot-bag president who can barely spell Franch, I mean French.

La France est meilleure que les États-Unis.
La vin qui vient de la France est la plus meilleure du monde.
J'aime parler français.
Si vous ne parlez pas français, tuez vous-même.

(Tranductez vous-même, translate yourself ... (click French to English)

french by S3ct0r3 June 21, 2006

French 

The people who folded like the twin towers when invaded by the nazis

Damn did you hear how the french folded in world war 2

French by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

French 

Much more refined, much more sophisticated, and much more cultured compared to some Americans.

French people know how cook "real" food, unlike some Americans out there.

French by Shirou November 29, 2012

french 

When French is used in a sexual sense, as it often is, "French" is often used as a euphemism for oral sex in the escort world.
A "French lesson" is a visit to a prostitute. "Greek" culture is anal sex and "English" culture is BDSM. "Roman" is orgies and "Swedish" is a full-release massage. If someone speaks the language without an interpreter, it means they perform the act without a condom. It is mainly used to advertise escort services without fear of being busted by police for prostitution. Pardon my French, ie, pardon the vulgarity from my mouth.

She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter, BBBJTCWS (Bareback blowjob to completion with swallow), and I tipped her 50%.

french by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005

french 

The best people ever. Why? No reasons, we just are.

I'm part French. My mothers grandfathers were part french too.

french by smooth dude July 7, 2007

French 

1)The language of the people who live in France.

2)Short for French kiss which means to put your tongue in someone's mouth when you kiss them.

1)I had to learn a second language in school so I chose French.

2)While I was making out with my boyfriend, he put his tongue in my mouth, which later I learned is called a French kiss.

French by Newbia June 10, 2004

french 

A language which I like speaking.

Comment tu tapples
Ja Mapple Dude
Salut dude!

french by Stacie September 15, 2004