Flapping Walrus

The act when a fat person claps his hands and all his fat jiggles

When my friend claps he doesn't realize he's doing the Flapping Walrus.

Flapping Walrus by Davies Ma January 4, 2011

flapping cheeks 

What you get when you let a prodigious fart, or binderfender: your cheeks flap.

Bronwyn got a bad case of flapping cheeks in dance class today. She cleared the room three times.

flapping cheeks by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

flapping vagina 

A superlative form of "pussy", referring to a weak, cowardly or excessively whiny. Can also be used as a verb - flapping one's vagina.

See also big flapping vagina.

I don't care if you're hurt - get back in the game, you flapping vagina.

Verb form:
Person 1 - I don't feel like going out tonight. I've got a ton of things to do, and I have a headache, and the bars are too smoky, and I don't have any clean clothes, and....
Person 2 - Your vagina is flapping - get ready and LET'S GO!

flapping vagina by bws55 October 12, 2007

flapping cheeks 

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.

Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.

flapping cheeks by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

Flapping Sphincter 

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

Flapping Sphincter by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020

Flapping your parrot

Female with her hand in her pants, mindlessly touching herself in a non-sexual way... like a female Al Bundy.

Girl, stop flapping your parrot, take your hand out of your pants, turn off Jersey Shore, get your ass off the couch, and let's GO!

Flapping your parrot by TheJMM April 8, 2011