Fartery 

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

Fartery by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

farticles 

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

farticles by ThreePts October 24, 2005

Farte Blanche 

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

Farte Blanche by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! 

Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! by Dm4571 September 25, 2020

fartesy 

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

fartesy by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartening 

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.

Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....

fartening by rustyn January 13, 2008