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faking smart 

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
faking smart by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
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faking out 

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)
'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)
faking out by unknown_pill July 3, 2006

Faking jacks

The original term comes from the crack game. It means to sell a crack fiend something other than crack. Instead of crack, it is substituted with soap, plaster or some other substance in order to steal the crack fiend's money.
Raheem sold me 4 Jums, but was soap. He is faking jacks
Faking jacks by Imjustsayinh November 30, 2017

faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.
I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.
faking the flavor by P.A. Mac June 10, 2010

faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.
-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.
faking a sonogram by utahutes January 28, 2009

Faking it 

Used when referring to someone who has used fake tan to give others the impression she looks good.
Guy 1: Veronica looks so good tonight. I love summery looking chicks
Guy 2: Ah, she's faking it man.
Faking it by Annabelle Howie December 13, 2007

faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.