backdoor enlightenment 

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

backdoor enlightenment by maria mouk April 20, 2006

Apple of Enlightenment 

A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.

Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated...
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.

Apple of Enlightenment by WeegeevsWeegee October 29, 2010

People of the Natural Enlightenment 

an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.

the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth

People of the Natural Enlightenment by ezohar April 22, 2009

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

web-enlightenment by thinker234 December 16, 2011

Banana Enlightenment 

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

Banana Enlightenment by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021

condition-based enlightenment 

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

condition-based enlightenment by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018

Age of Enlightenment 

An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.

The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.

Age of Enlightenment by The Embarker February 23, 2015