red donkey 

Something unfair or frustrating.

I am the best basketball player in the school and I didn't make the team because the coach is such a red donkey.

My boyfriend didn't remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that's so red donkey!

Red Donkey! He is such a jerk but he is so hot.

red donkey by Jace, The Ace. February 7, 2014

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

turbulence and donkey wheat by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast 

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

scrotum docker 

When someone rubs their scrotum against a dock (mostly wooden ones), which boats tie up to. These are the most sick and twisted people you may ever come across. They will not stop scrotum docking! Not even if their scrotum looks like a sea urchin from having so many splinters in it!

( ex. 1 )

Cameron: ewww! look at that guy, why is he doing that to the dock?!

Jack: because he's a scrotum docker!

Cameron: if he gets a splinter there, wouldn't it hurt?

Jack: no, because his scrotum is very rough and tough skinned now from scrotum docking so much...

( ex. 2 )

Eddie: Is that a sea urchin connected to that guy?

Garrett: No, thats just a guy's scrotum after scrotum docking.

scrotum docker by bigc00n69 June 14, 2011

Donkey Hammer 

Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.

Wow you really have a donkey hammer

Donkey Hammer by Donky Hammer February 13, 2015

Donkey Shank 

To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.

After Anthony donkey shanked me my asshole bled.

Donkey Shank by Memelordicus December 28, 2018

Donkey Bobsleigh 

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!

i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!

Donkey Bobsleigh by bollardboy August 14, 2009