Dicktionary 

A dictionary about dicks

"some words in the dicktionary are ding ding, weaner, pp"

Dicktionary by Anony-mouse 🐭 November 5, 2020

dicktionary 

A popular term used for dictionaries that do not provide the appropriate definition the user is looking for. But this word is usually only used when such person is in great stress from lack of time and urgent need to find the definition of that word.

"Okay what is an aliuqualia paradox? Let me look in the dictionary."

"Where is that word? God, this dictionary is a dicktionary."

dicktionary by Notinhandle22291 May 2, 2021

Dicktionary 

The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed

Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?

Dicktionary by Marky Mark Fa Sho June 20, 2008

dicktionary 

The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.

Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.

dicktionary by Swivelnuts August 14, 2011

Dicktionary 

When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.

"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.

Dicktionary by Prezodent Nixon January 21, 2011

Dicktionary 

A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.

"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"

"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"

Dicktionary by Hellersyez May 23, 2013

dicktionary 

a little feminine notebook with names of friends - potential sex partners - and their measures

I gotta look in my dicktionary to find a date for tonight...I will check under letter P.

dicktionary by Nina March 15, 2005