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Daytona Beach 

A city that tries too hard to be important again like a celebrity who can't understand that they're not famous anymore. Trying to reverse the aging process, the city has opted for botox in the form of One Daytona BUT YOUR WRINKLES STILL SHOW
Person 1: Bruh you can find cracks in the buildings, crack in the streets and crackheads on the corner.

Person 2: Duuuuuuude you just be in Daytona Beach!
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Daytona Beach Shores 

Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!

"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
Daytona Beach Shores by Floridalingo December 30, 2011

Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR
The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.
I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.
Daytona 500 by cwand430 October 19, 2010

Daytona Monroe Kirby

A dude that will sneak over at 3 am just to see you also hes the nicest, hottest, and funniest person you'll ever meet. He'll always have hella girls wanting him but to bad for them hes got a girl

Daytona Beach 

City in North/Central Florida on the Atlantic coast. Has a population of about 65,000. Nicknamed "The World's Most Famous Beach". It is mostly famous because of NASCAR's annual Daytona 500 race, and as the location of the annual Bike Week festival, and serves as a popular spring break destination.
I got tickets to the Daytona 500 this year!
Daytona Beach by Mike March 10, 2005

Daytona Beach Birthmark 

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"