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un-cunted 

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.
When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.
un-cunted by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011
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cunted very drunk.!
jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!
cunted by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009
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A word used when someone cuts in front of you in-line
Student: *cuts in-front of 5 people in-line*
Student 2: "Hey, he cutted!"
Cutted by KnowYourWords December 3, 2019

Cutedorable 

A mixture of "cute" and "adorable" convienently combined into one word.
AW! Look at that dog! It's sooo cutedorable!!
Cutedorable by Pink Piglet February 13, 2007
extremely alcoholised: regrettably.
(the next morning)
"Jesus wept, I'm cunted, did I fuck you?"
"Yes"
"Get out of my bed"
cunted by james November 15, 2003

Cunted in the Mouth 

A sad feeling. Initially associated with being royally screwed over but has now been generalised to any given situation involving personal turmoil.
1. That pompey steamer really cunted me in the mouth.

2. That one nil whooping on fifa street left me feeling as though i had been cunted in the mouth. Ouch.
Cunted; is to be punished for a wrong doing by a person of female gender, where in they will leap up above you (or wait above doorways to cunt you unexpectedly) and drop down onto you, at which point you would then disappear into the genitalia of this female.
Jack: "You're going to be late for Physics; you're going to get cunted."
Alex: (Walks into a Physics lesson late) “Hi Miss, Sorry I am late…”
Teacher: (Cunts Alex) “And then he’s gone”.
Cunted by Jimbo-M October 8, 2011