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ClaMedia 

Having one's clam exposed in the media.
Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
ClaMedia by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
Related Words
Someone who goes down on a girl.

A pussy eater, muncher, muff diver...
Huerra: That guy asked me if he could eat me out.. HEY J YOU FUCKIN CLAMMER!
clammer by Huerra November 21, 2006
When someone has the best of intentions but screws up and makes your life or job harder.
Glenn forgot to install that light fixture. Now we have to cut open up the ceiling. He really crammed us on this job.
Crammed by D-Webs March 25, 2018

claimed by bulk 

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
claimed by bulk by michael foolsley November 20, 2020

Clamped raw 

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.
Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!
Clamped raw by Bro Jake March 26, 2023
Ok ladies, drop your panties, here comes Clammeh.
Clammeh by Scott March 5, 2005