Choob 

Abbreviation for Chin Boobs. This word originated a long time ago in an igloo off the coast of Africa by a Black Elf. Only one man can have them in each generation, causing a mad rush of hormonial women to unexpectedly charge at these lucky men. When masturbating with a choob, or plural form "moobies", you may find yourself with Choobreastis Disease. Symptoms of Choobreastis Disease (CD for short) are weakness in the thighs, quivering upper lip, and fatigue in the chin. If this occurs, well, you are going to die. This has been known also as a form of cancer that really has no cure.

Ross: Check out my moobies everyone!
Anthony: (whisper) i wish i had a choob.
Holly: You make me so horny!

Choob by Anthony Gone Wild March 7, 2010

choob 

Usually used for Call of Duty games, or other massive multiplayer games. Stands for Christmas Noobs.

Dan - Oh man I can't WAIT for the choobs to get black ops!
Steven - Yea man it's going to be so easy to kill them!

choob by Jarf99 January 5, 2011

choob 

Choob is an even worse kind of noob (newbie): they beg, spam, scam, are annoying, follow you, and don't even try learning the game.

If he's a noob, then what are you, a chroob?

choob by Lode April 23, 2004

choob 

the somewhat squishy area between a woman's upper chest and boob.

he poked my choob.

choob by rawrasaurus09 August 20, 2009

choob 

a chubby noob that has no life and sits around eating and playing video games until he dies, and he usually lives with his mom until around age 47.

dude i just got pwned
its allright forest is a choob

choob by brytrick moonarld May 24, 2009

Choob 

A person who is a total N00b, but cheers everyone on, sometimes annoyingly but mostly out of the kindness of her heart. a Cheer-n00b if you please.

Team Captain: Well done everyone!
Becky: YAAAY! WOOOO! WOOT! waahoooo!
Team Captain: Becky you are SO the team Choob.

Choob by vigour March 27, 2009

choob 

noun. Scottish slang. A "choob" is a tube. Short for tube-steak. A tube steak is a penis. And therefore , anyone who acts like a dick. Can be equally applied to males or females.

"Dinnae bother wi' that guy - he's just a choob."

choob by peebles76 August 20, 2009