wheel chaired 

To be so impaired from drink or drugs that a wheel chair is needed to move you.

Justin was so trashed in the Las Vegas Airport after a weekend of partying that security deemed him "unfit to fly" and he had to be wheel chaired out of the airport.

wheel chaired by Alphonse Drzzny December 29, 2008

chaired 

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

chaired by PHeeSH August 21, 2003

Choiced Up 

making a good decision

Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."

Choiced Up by Lamukta October 12, 2011

chored

in England, Newark slang for stealing.

oi someone chored my pencilcase

chored by issateenthing December 2, 2018

Chored

To steal something

Oi! You chored my bike

Chored by Jessc1122 December 26, 2018

Chored

Stolen, stole

He chored that from the shop

Chored by Gypsyroma July 4, 2020

chaired 

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

chaired by Lisiunia August 11, 2023