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stripandbendover checkers 

1. A smartass way to try to get someone to have sex with you.
Blue: Hey, we should play stripandbendover checkers.
Pink: NO WAY!

Slovakian Checkers 

The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.
Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.

played like checkers 

When someone tricks you, misleads you, or otherwise takes advantage of you.
That Nigerian scammer just tricked me! I was just played like checkers!!
played like checkers by flummoxer August 27, 2009

cheerism 

The use or threatened use of positivity or good deeds by a person or an organized group with the intention of uplifting societies, often for ideological or political reasons.
The recent release of a nice maple syrup scent throughout Manhattan could be an act of cheerism meant to affect the mayoral race.
cheerism by jjbjjbjjb November 2, 2005

Chinese Checkers

Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.
We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!
Chinese Checkers by Marky N December 23, 2014

Chinese Checkers Sex Position 

Chinese Checkers is where you jump from hole to hole while jumping holes already filled a variation can be played with 2 people but it is much more recommended to play with 3+ people. In this game every one wins
Person 1 "Twister is boring lets play something else"
Person 2 "Let play Chinese Checkers Sex Position!"
Person 3, 4, 5 and 6 "Yeah!"