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The Wilt Chamberlain Theory 

The idea that only a small percentage of very attractive men are statistically off-setting the average number of sexual partners typical men have in a lifetime.
An example of The Wilt Chamberlain Theory is Wilt himself. Let's take the number of sexual partners a regular man has had with how many Wilt Chamberlain has had(20,000 reputed). Then divide by the number of men(2), round to the nearest 1000, and the average would be roughly around 10,000 partners each.
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Oliver Chamberlain 

A complete and utter legend. Half-God Half-Pingu. Will kill. Very good looking. Proper Dapper
Jack: Your a Oliver Chamberlain
Joe: Thank you my G

emma chamberlain 

The coolest cat I have ever seen she likes lattes and being a savage lil moop for life and Anna spencer loves her
Person 1: hey have you seen my chapstick?
Person 2: Emma chamberlain probs took it because she is a fracking savage

emma chamberlain 

the DEFINITION of perfect... absolutely amazing. makes everyone feel loved and is herself above all. she makes so many people so happy and deserves absolutely no hate whatsoever. she is the most unproblematic person on youtube and she deserves the world. i’m so grateful to even live in the same time period as emma chamberlain. i cant wait to hug her some day.
do you know emma chamberlain?
bruh of course i do she’s amaizng

Emma chamberlain 

Malcolm in the Middle
This bitch Emma chamberlain look like Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle

Emma Chamberlain 

An overall great person with a huge personality. She is often found making car vlogs, applying carmex, drinking iced almond milk lattes, or thrifting clothes. Emma is an upcoming YouTube sensation with almost a million subscribers in less than a year. Some people belive she is annoying but those people can go suck a toe. Her favorite artist is Lil Moop and is constantly giving back to the community by giving assholes the right away. Love you, Emma!
Jane: Oh my god! Emma Chamberlains new video was so funny that I almost died in my bed

Mary: Me too, she can make me laugh anytime.

Emma chamberlain 

A basic try hard white girl. No sense of humor, annoying af, rude, liar, sociopath but her fans are too blind to see this. She's the annoying person in school that thinks they're better than everyone and that everybody likes them but in reality everyone wishes they would gtfo
Person1: Emma chamberlain is so overrated
Fan: no she is not! She is the best person ever and deserves the WORLD!!!
Person2: stfu you jake pauler
Emma chamberlain by Dolfvx October 11, 2018