cement pond 

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.

Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!

cement pond by Corn Flake October 28, 2006

cement truck 

What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.

"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.

So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.

Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!

cement truck by Telephony August 9, 2012

cement hole

a cement hole is the term for a cheap prostitutes porn hole which is filled with wet cement as a lubricant and also deterent, to make sure clients dont stay inside too long, or will have a floozy on his man rod. Hence; Cement hole.

-AHHHHHHHHHH crap!
you didnt tell me you were a cement holer!!!!!
- should be quicker then shouldn't you.

cement hole by GAAAZZZZZ March 30, 2009

cement ya 

Colloquial term used when describing a violent act such as pushing someone down hard enough that they hit the ground/cement. Can be said as a threat or as a joke between friends.

Guy 1: *bumps into guy 2*
Guy 2: "you better watch yourself buddy or I'll cement ya"

cement ya by EMS Crew April 25, 2014

Cement mixer 

A sexual act where one anally penetrates a person with extreme constipation. Thereby resolving said condition.

Ah nathan, I haven’t had any Mucinex this week!
No worries babe, we can do the cement mixer tonight by candlelight.

Cement mixer by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

cement mixer 

In baseball, when a pitcher throws a slider that doesn't break and hangs in the trike zone. It becomes an easily hitable pitch.

The reliever threw a cement mixer and the hitter crushed it for a grand slam.

cement mixer by Granny Smith November 19, 2012

Cement Shoes 

A game played by one's self or between friends that requires all parties to finish whatever alcoholic beverages they have in their vicinity without standing up. No bathroom breaks are allowed until the beverages are finished, and the end goal of this drinking game is to get so drunk it is almost impossible to stand back up.

Bro #1: Yo, what happened to bro #3 tonight? He can't even stand.
Bro #2: He played cement shoes tonight, announced to the crowd before he wanted to get naked and have his ass eaten by a homeless man/woman.

Cement Shoes by analdestroyer123 March 6, 2021