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connelling 

Being unable to come to a decision on a purchase and constantly seeking advice from others to the extent of being extremely annoying. Then, going in the opposite direction of that advice.
Mark - "I'm thinking of getting a new iPod. I can't decide between the iPod Touch or the 80GB"
Friend - "You should get the touch"
Mark - "But what if I bump it at the gym while working out"
Friend - "Then get the 80GB"
Mark - "But I don't have that many songs to fill it up"
Friend - "I think you should still get the iPod Touch"
Mark - "I think I'll get the Zune"
Friend - "Ugh! Quit connelling!"
connelling by Rochester June 19, 2008
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cantwelling 

The art of cutting lines, getting free parking and basically sneaking in to any public event where others are paying for admission.
Friend 1: This line is a mile long. I’m not waiting this long for a beer.

Friend 2: Good thing we are Cantwelling. Be right back.

Friend 2 returns in 5 mins with beverages.

Friend 1: speechless and smiling.
Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.
Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.
Candeling by whcgonzo November 2, 2012

camelling 

Camelling Originated in early sixties on the coast of NSW
It is the act of humping old ladies preferably residing in nursing homes and scoring the results

The older the better a point for every year over 70
double bonuses if on medication or have artificial limbs
Triple bonus points if in a coma
Camelling a new sports rage he managed a huge score on reaming mavis who was on life support and had two wooden legs

channelling 

Come for me paddy, i mean daddy,
light up my fog
silence me gracefully
liven up my flesh

tell me a secret so i can know your soul
be around so i can learn to count
on your shy eyes and heart and speech
Dum dee dee dum dee dee dum dee leech
channelling

Im a channeller
Hi my name is Channelle
Can we do a channelling where we become nice?
channelling by Krkič September 2, 2020

Connelling 

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion
Go look at connaling to define Connelling
Connelling by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Cancellista 

A person deeply involved in cancel culture. Sometimes used ironically as a mark of disapproval for campaigns of online harassment.
This new shirt makes you look as if you just cancelled someone. You are such a cancellista.
Cancellista by Antonvoyl November 22, 2022