Brand Simping

the act of an individual who simps or defends big name conglomerates and actively chooses to pay a premium expense for an overpriced or inferior product.

I don't buy Supreme or Luis, i don't like brand simping

no i don't own a Disney+ account i'm not a brand simp

Brand Simping by captain_moist April 27, 2020

Brand Slave 

A person who will only buy and/or wear clothes because of their brand regardless of value, taste or style.

Look at this pathetic asshole. Every article of clothing on him has the Tommy flag - What a Brand Slave.

Brand Slave by Paul August 23, 2004

Brand-washed 

When one believes that a brand-name product is better than a generic product.

Xena paid 400% more for an item of clothing because it had A&F, she is brand-washed.

Brand-washed by Nafasha January 5, 2010

brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.

"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"

brand spankin' by Thup? April 2, 2008

Brand Powers 

Huge breasts.

Taken from Sally Williams from the Australian Brand Power commercial series. Sally's breasts are of epic proportion for her slender middle age build.

Often used to describe the breats of a woman in the same room as you without her knowing what you are talking about.

Example One:
Chris: Check out those brand powers, I would love to have a play with those.
Tristan: Damn mighty fine man.
Jeanette: Are you guys talking about me?
Chris: Nah, just the generic cleaning products on the shelf there.

Example Two:
RE: Staff Memo
All staff, please pay attention next time the Napisan Ultra add is on, the placement of the brand power products is excellent.

Brand Powers by Burnt Man February 13, 2010

brand bitch 

A slave to brand name, high-end, luxury clothing.

Phil is such a brand bitch. He won't wear a suit unless it's Hugo Boss or Armani.

brand bitch by cherryblossom September 13, 2007

brand pheromone 

The currently unknown factor that gives certain brands the competitive edge over another when compared with identical markers.

It's amazing how XYZ Company when compared to 123 Company don't match up evenly. 123 blows XYZ out of the water but XYZ has that brand pheromone working for it...yea baby.

brand pheromone by Jamfetto February 23, 2009