Blooming Hestonthal 

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.

You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.

Blooming Hestonthal by Ralph King January 11, 2010

Blooming Onion Shit 

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

Blooming Onion Shit by XCaliburger June 5, 2017

Blooming Onion 

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.

Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.

Blooming Onion by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017

blooming onion 

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

blooming onion by Chateau64 June 18, 2018

blooming dale high school 

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.

blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale

blooming dale high school by TTV_upalupa720 May 26, 2019

Blooming Asshole 

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

Blooming Asshole by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

Blooming flower 

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

Blooming flower by Loudeezy October 29, 2021