Borken/borked 

To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"

1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!

Borken/borked by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 13, 2005

Borked

Extremely high on THC

Josh smoked the rest of the stash, and is currently borked of his gourd.

Oh god, josh is borked.

Borked by The master blaster (Bran) August 18, 2019

borked

1. broken, does not work
2.broke, as in: I do not have any money

"wanna go to the alamo tonight?" "No, man I'm borked."

Dammit, this stupid computer isn't working I guess it's borked.

borked by Gabby-dawg February 16, 2005

borked

a better way of saying broke/broken

part of the Alfredian language.

that hot chick borked my penis. =(

borked by weezy July 23, 2004

Borked Carp 

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.

That one went over like a Borked Carp.

Borked Carp by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010

borked

A word generally used by members of deviantART to describe their thumbnail or artwork when it shows up as a plain grey box instead of their picture.

1. "Man, the servers must be on the fritz, all of my thumbs in #thumbshare are showing up borked!"

borked by meowfox of doom January 14, 2007

Borked

When you brake s**t so bad, you brake the words to describe it too.

With out glasses how borked are your eyes?

After that crash her leg was borked n can't walk

Borked by Mbussnp April 9, 2014