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To make an argument and realize in the middle of the argument that you're wrong, then start looping the argument so you can try to confuse the opponent(s) and get away with losing.

-The person benneting tends to use phrases such as "that's not what I said", when that is exactly what he/she said, and "that's what I'm trying to say!", when he/she says something you said or when that is not at all what he/she said.
It is impossible to have a valid argument or debate when someone begins to bennet, it does not end until the person not bennetting decides that the argument or debate is going nowhere and leaves.
to bennet by Jackie Chan Jr. December 30, 2011
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Oh, Mr Bennet!

An exclamation used equally in times of excitement and frustration, designed to cause a similar feeling in the one to whom it has been said, yet utterly failing to do so. Originally used in Jane Austen's 'Pride and Prejudice'


1) Anger: ie, upon finding out your husband has just told your daughter he will never speak to her again should she marry someone you feel is a suitable match: "Oh, Mr BENNET!"

2) Delight: ie, upon finding your daughter is going to marry one of the most eligible men in the country, although he may own the miserable half of Derbyshire: "Oh, Mr BENNET!"

Other exclamations are also acceptable.
Oh, Mr Bennet! by Erykah July 30, 2008

Claire Bennet

A highly attractive & pretty female cheerleader on the television show Heroes.

She has the ability to heal and is portrayed by Hayden Panettiere. Claire Bennet is known to be extremely emo, as she is shown many times trying to hurt her body, even though she can actually feel the pain. Must be the adrenaline.

In the first season, her cheerleading outfit has a Wildcat on it. Please do not confuse it with the "Wildcats" in High School Musical. She attended Union Wells High School, not that retarded lil school East High.
Men watch Heroes because they are forced to "turn on" the TV, so its fair, as they are "turned on" by Claire Bennet.
Claire Bennet by HALF IDENTITY January 20, 2009

elizabeth bennet 

the most awesome character in pride & prejudice!! she is fiesty, smart, and attractive because of her character.

watch the 2005 movie if you dont believe me. keira knightly is awesome.
hopeless romantic: i wish i were more like elizabeth bennet! maybe then i'd fall in love with a guy like mr. darcy... *drools*

kaitlin bennet 

an absolute dumbass who deserves to rot in a hole, a woman of colour she is. Brown was her poop
Kaitlin Bennet, a person that shits her pants
kaitlin bennet by stantxt February 18, 2020

Walter Bennet 

has a dick the size of venus, and is smoking hot
"He's an absolute Walter Bennet!" - the ladies
Walter Bennet by bonerdildo3000 January 13, 2023

Kaitlin bennet 

Someone who likes to ruin a peaceful protest to piss them off
"if you go to the protest make sure to keep an eye out for Kaitlin bennet we don't want to have to slap a bitch"