i beat my meat 

A guy who jerks off

Last night I beat my meat to some porn

i beat my meat by Just for the LOLZ March 29, 2017

beat my meat 

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

beat my meat by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

Beat The Meat 

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

Beat The Meat by TyBangLon March 15, 2011

beat the meat 

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

beat the meat by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

beat my meat 

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

beat my meat by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

beat the meat flag 

to masturbate savagely.

Time to go on RedTube and beat the meat flag.

beat the meat flag by GEArSofWAr873 July 7, 2010

Beat your meat 

To masterbate or jerk off.

Hey Justin, do you beat your meat?

Beat your meat by ItsFuture-- March 27, 2015