batista 

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

batista by AJAW July 18, 2004

Batista 

Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.

No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.

JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".

Batista by Akuma March 25, 2005

Batista 

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha

"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"

Batista by batistabomb January 25, 2019

Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you

Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*

Batista Pills by Koulas April 15, 2018

Batista Bomb 

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

Batista Bomb by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Batista Bomb 

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.

I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.

Batista Bomb by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019

Batista'ed

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

To get your bitch stolen by another guy.

Guy 1 :Bro did you see Jayden's girl with Christ last night?

Guy 2 :Yea bro he totally got Batista'ed

Batista'ed by heugh6780 December 9, 2018