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batwings 

when your sack sticks to both legs
"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"
batwings by anonymous February 12, 2004
To emulate the pose of Bane, super villain of Batman, from the motion picture The Dark Knight Rises (2012).

Stand tall, back straight with your hands clasped to the collar of your garment (preferably a utility vest or a tank top) or to any sort of vertical straps that run down your torso. You can tip your head back sightly, open your eyes wide or wear a pain killing face mask that covers your nose and mouth for added effect.
"Look at that guy Baneing on top of that bulldozer!"
Baneing by prach138 September 1, 2012

blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle
(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn
blaster-bating by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

Holy Ghost Batting 

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
Holy Ghost Batting by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Batting Practice 

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

Batwinging 

The act of peeling the loose scrotum sack from the inner thigh.
Girl: "Are you peeling your nuts from your leg?"
Boy: "No, I'm batwinging it"
Batwinging by Emoi89 July 12, 2011