Awesomesauce is the sauce that is anointed upon the
head of champions. Awesomesauce has no color, and there is no word to describe Awesomesauce except Awesomesauce. Awesomesauce is the drink of choice for Chuck Norris. Awesomesauce not only has no color, but is invisible. Awesomesauce is a liquid form of the
internet/ laser tag/ badassery/
sex (well, actually, not that last part, but i put it in there anyway) Awesomesauce has no real name, that is why us unworthy
humans made a name for it... and that name is Awesomesauce. Awesomesauce is the reason Darth Maul was born. Awesomesauce is the source of all that is awesome, and some that is too awesome to be explained by any word humans are able to speak. Awesomesauce, to vampires, is the anti-holy
water, but is still produced by god. Awesomesauce is the way, the
truth, and the awesome. Awesomesauce is why the song "Sandstorm" exists, because no other force could have produced that song. Awesomesauce, my friends, is the source of
success and amazing, and for lack of a word that humans are unable to fathom, awesome...
