autoerotic asphyxiation 

When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk

1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"

autoerotic asphyxiation by The Ù December 9, 2002

autoerotic asphyxiation 

When you come and go at the same time

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

autoerotic asphyxiation by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Autoerotic Stranger 

When you use two belts, or tourniquets of some type to produce strangulation and cut off circulation of blood flow to your dominant arm for masturbation. This produces the feeling of auto erotic asphyxiation combined with the feeling of another individual performing a hand job on you.

Jared had a hard day at work and was feeling lonely, and decided it was time for an autoerotic stranger to relieve some tension.

Autoerotic Stranger by Poops yet February 27, 2021

Autoerotic correlation 

verb

A sexual act practiced by University of Chicago undergraduates involving audibly reassuring oneself of one's prowess with the opposite sex while masturbating. Practitioners cite the induced pleasure as proof of the skills in question. Performed alone.

All the biddies here are too ugly to fuck but autoerotic correlation implies that I'm a sex god.

Autoerotic correlation by oxford english dzchonary July 25, 2012

Autoerotic bolito 

What Caine from Kung Fu died of.

Caine started jerking off, then put the bolito around his own neck just before he was about to get off to see if it would be more intense, and ended up losing part of the hand he jerked off with trying to keep the wire from slicing his carotid artery and jugular vein, along with his head eventually, before the bolito stopped. It might have been a different kind of intense experience for him. He was the first person to ever try the autoerotic bolito, and was actually successful in the sense that the bolito did what it was supposed to do.

Autoerotic bolito by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

auto erotic barneyfication 

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.

I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

auto erotic barneyfication by DinoLarry July 26, 2010

retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism

retro-temporal-autoeroticism by david bunn December 14, 2004