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Anteater 

The worst animal to ever exist. The antichrist on earth. Fuck anteaters.
I fucking hate anteaters, with there stupid ahh noses and there sticky ahh 60cm long tongues. Like who the fuck needs 60cm of tounge? Greedy fucking anteaters taking all of the tongue for themselves. And they always look so happy, eating there stupid fucking ants, i could go to a 3 michelin star restaurant and still not be as happy as an anteater with its stupid fucking ants. I hope they go extinct real soon, the sight of an anteater makes me fucking sick.
Anteater by casual_moth November 27, 2023

Anteater Dive

The almighty anteater dive is when a girl is doing a handstand and sucking your penis while she is drilled from above from the other participant
Bro I love drilling a girl while she's handstanding, yea dude me to it's called the anteater dive.

Anteater Penis 

One who is uncircumcised with skin hanging excessively over the end of his bell.
James, your tez cock has ridiculous amounts of skin dangling from the top. You've got such an anteater penis!
Anteater Penis by SilverFox September 19, 2014

Anteater Stamp 

1. The act of slapping ones skin (face preferably) with the uncircumcised head of ones penis (A.K.A. “anteater”) with the intent of leaving an impression (or stamp) on their skin.

2. To dick slap really hard.
Since my parents were cruel people and didn't circumsise me, I was forced to give that slut an anteater stamp instead of a mushroom stamp.
Anteater Stamp by Tee~Dub July 18, 2006

Anteater syndrom

When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.
Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!
Anteater syndrom by cheru July 3, 2014

anteater pen0rz 

When Aaron was born, he wasn't circumsized, so he has an anteater pen0rz
anteater pen0rz by The 2.0 April 3, 2009