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Fail and a half 

When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.
Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*

Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"

dickhead and a half

An absolute dickhead who has performed an unbelievable act of dickheadism, therefore deserves to be called a "dickhead and a half" which is much more offensive than just saying "you're a dickhead"
Hey Bob! I raped your girlfriend last night bro!

Wtf you dickhead and a half. Im gonna bash ya you bloody spastic

Bear-and-a-Half 

The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.

If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!

A bitch and a half 

someone (usually a female) who is so rude, mean, or generally disliked that just plain Bitch doesn't cover it, but since they are one person, cannot be defined in the plural; Bitches
A bitch and a half by awa1019 July 28, 2005

A stick and a half

How much do you think one of these condos sets you back?
— A stick and a half, at least!
million money dollars half
A stick and a half by LuizLeitao January 5, 2016

A bitch and a half 

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.
A bitch and a half by Jon Sanders November 20, 2004