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Americanism 

Any American-ized word or phrase, such as changing the spelling of words to sound as they mis-pronounce them, using 4 syllables or words where 1 would have sufficed, or inventing a new word or phrase because it sounds nicer (most commonly heard whenever they are 'fighting for peace' again).
Color, Armor, Boro, Aluminum, Leftenant (??), putting Z's instead of S's in words, or using clunky acronyms because they make a meaningful word (Arrogant American Alliance with Rightwing Goverments against Hope!, or Aaargh!)

Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Nukes), The Road Map (Plan), Freedom Fighters (terrorists we like), Terrorists (anyone we don't), Terrorist Suspect (anyone), Liberating <insert name of latest militarily inferior country that has weapons we supplied and something we want> in the Name of Peace and Democracy (slaughter and pillage <name>), Anti-American (anyone who disagrees), Anti-American Activist (anyone that tries to stop us), Our Friends and Allies in Europe (anyone with nukes), 9/11 (oops, apparently having nukes doesn't make you immune to retaliation), Pulling Together in the War for Democracy! (so c'mon England, lets make some NEW enemies!).
Americanism by ..WiL May 21, 2005

Americanism 

The belief that you should carry a pistol with you at all times.
Americanism is a great benefit in the hood, and in Miami.
Americanism by noster3 September 26, 2014

Americanderthal 

A sub-species of homo sapien identifiable by specific behavioral traits reminiscent of neanderthal culture in the 21st century BC. Unable to adapt to new paradigms a second sub-species, homo creatus is emerging to rekindle a new-renaissance.
Americanderthal can be trained to follow a logical, repetitive order and rely on well rehearsed methods. Americanderthal are easily fooled and strictly adhere to routines that make them feel safe and secure. Americanderthal can be heard saying, "Don't work too hard, and take it easy". Americanderthal always color within the lines and always stay in the box.
Americanderthal by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009

americonize 

to photoshop someones face and make the background AMERICA
armaan was americonizing people at work instead of doing his work.
americonize
americonize by my.realname March 18, 2023

Americanic

having characteristics of or attributed to Americans or America.
I enjoy fine Americanic bourbons, such as Jack Daniels.
Americanic by ryand2116 March 9, 2019

anti-americanism 

A major world religion that gained sudden popularity in mid-2002 in all countries apart from the USA, following the inspired actions of the largely misunderestimated President G W Bush, head of the 'Parents Against Scary Things' society. See also 'sanity'.
US Citizen - Why don't none you folks like us guys no more?

Anyone Else - We've realised that Christianity is a considerably less appealing religion than anti-americanism.
anti-americanism by The Prophet March 19, 2005