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The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."
After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.
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Chill-Zoning 

Also known as CZing. The ultimate zone of chillness you could possibly be in. This is a state of peak relaxation and far from any care in the world. This usually involves greenery and comfortable chairs/couches, and typically has a baller television in front of the person with a XBox 360 connected. Absolutely zero work is accomplished while a person is chill-zoning, but, this is no ones fault, they are only abiding by the common rule of CZing. Homies often chill-zone in small groups and blaze together while they hate on common lame people they know. Interrupting a person while they are in a state of chill-zoning will easily gain you a bad rep with him and the rest of his homies, this is an example of when killin the chillin is a bad idea.
Yo Will, are you chill-zoning down there? Oh straight, I'm on my way.
Chill-Zoning by Hatemasterflex August 2, 2012

see zoning 

Usually used in messengers like WhatsApp, see zoning refers to when a person has seen your texts, but has not replied to them.
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?
A: I really like your dp!
B: <Blue ticks>
A: Hell, he's see zoning me.
see zoning by #scribe June 5, 2017

comfort-zoning 

When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.

Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.

Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”

“Do I love her? Probably not.”

“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”

“We definitely might get married someday.”

I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”

“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*

“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”

“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”

“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”

Boom. Comfort-zoning.
comfort-zoning by char.black March 1, 2020
To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.
"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"
zooming by rupdaddy April 21, 2008
The act of getting so high all you can say is nigga im zooted.
The two boys were out back zooting and they did not come back for over an hour.
zooting by Chimmysauce March 4, 2009