Zoinked 

When your brain decides to shut down after a while

After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked

Zoinked by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019

zoinked 

Another saying of a blowjob

“My bitch juliet just zoinked the shit out of my cock

zoinked by fat faggot frank June 17, 2019

Zoinked 

state of being heavily under the influence of marijuana

"I am very zoinked after that bowl."

"Fellas, I don't know about you but I am quite zoinked."

Zoinked by Big Doyer Peppers November 20, 2019

Zoinked 

When you get so high that when you laugh you sound like Scooby-Doo

Man, this blunt got me zoinked. Reeheeheeeheeheehee

Zoinked by The Boy Rick November 30, 2019

Zoinked 

when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.

Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.

Zoinked by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinked 

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

Zoinked by WHYARES November 24, 2020

Zoinked 

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.

"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."

Zoinked by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020