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top zonked 

When you're the highest you have ever been.
Stoner 1: "Dude, I've never been this high before."
Stoner 2: "You're top zonked, dawg."
top zonked by Centiliter March 18, 2020
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Zinedine Zidane 

(often incorrectly spelled Zinédine)(born June 23, 1972), popularly nicknamed Zizou (pronounced zi'zu), is a former French football player of Kabyle Algerian descent who has starred for both the French national team and for four European club teams, most recently Real Madrid.

Zidane received international attention with two headed goals in the 1998 World Cup final against Brazil that essentially won his country's first ever FIFA World Cup title.

However, in the recent Fifa World Cup, he got red carded after head-butting Italian player Marco Matterazzi. Whenever one thinks of Zinedine Zidane, this incident will probably be the first thing that comes to mind.

One can be caught "pulling a Zinedine Zidane" after performing such an act.
"Easy buddy, don't go and pull a Zinedine Zidane on me..."
Zinedine Zidane by Peppino July 16, 2006
1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.
1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.
zonked by Tai S. July 24, 2006

Fully Zoinked 

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose
Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked
Fully Zoinked by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019
adj. Very stoned, spaced-out, wasted, ripped, destroyed, wrecked, intoxicated all to Hell and gone.
Shit man...I'm really zonked. fuck
Zonked by callinghome November 2, 2004
"After I got home from the strip club, I zonked out on the couch."
zonked by x January 31, 2003