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John Wooed

1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.

2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.

From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed

The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
John Wooed by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004
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how someone with a speech impedient pronounces the name "Lorenzo"
He-wo, my name is Wowenzo, and I am fwom A-mea-weca.
wowenzo by hoosierdaddy? April 6, 2007
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Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010
To point out to the public that someone plays World of Warcraft
Sue WoWted me in her blog. Now all her friends know I'm a geek.
WoWted by PHUQT January 17, 2008
The rightful potato overlord of this planet and its inhabitants
All hail, The great Potato, Wowex
Wowex by KAWGY June 14, 2018
When something is so amazing it’s not just wow it’s wowew
Is almost 10:00 already wowew!
Your hair looks amazing wowew!
Wowew by Urban. . Dictionary November 15, 2019
wowdie by Billham lions December 4, 2009