No Worries

The most common phrase in the Australian vocabulary. May be used adequately in situations ranging from benign endings to conversations to matters of earth shattering importance.

1. "See ya later mate" - "No worries"
2. "Bob, your girlfreind is about to have the baby of a mutated albino dwarf conceived in Antartica while identifying the mating habits of plankton of varying sizes" ..... "No worries"
3. "Dave just cut his thumb off using the oxy" - "No worries - is he still coming up the pub later?"

No Worries by Genghis March 9, 2005

weed worries 

The feeling of regret after being caught by an authoritarian smoking cannabis. Weed worries can last any time between the punishment has been delivered or your next joint.

Gavin: I got caught smoking weed by campus security. I've got serious weed worries.

Scott: Savage man. Take some more weed, it's decent.

Gavin: Okay.

weed worries by We Never Smoked It October 30, 2010

wookie worries 

When depended upon as trusted wingman to make good choices and look out for your friends and their needs, you have moments of self doubt and insecurity. With so much at stake, you worry you have or will fail at your duty to be everything to everyone in their time of need - the Point Man. But you always come through in a clutch and sometimes only after unintelligible fits of frustration and screams. Then everyone is proud.

Chris - Hey, what's up with Steve tonight? He seems to be a little distracted about something.

Jeremy - No clue, but from the looks of things, he's showing signs of wookie worries.

Chris - aw man.. he'll pull through. We might not always understand how, but he always does. Go Steve. (Head nod of gentlemanly acknowledgment and respect)

Jeremy - yup, now watch me go chat up that girl over there, then crash and burn while doing it.

(Chris shakes his head and developes a case of the wookie worries for fear he has taught Jeremy nothing)

wookie worries by tangofoxtrot January 2, 2014

worries 

The opposite of no worries.

A retort used to impose a reality check on an idiot -- Australian or otherwise -- who attempts to dismiss a worrisome situation with their inappropriately optimistic bullshit.

Non-Australian: This software is buggy.
Australian: No worries, mate!
Non-Australian: Worries, mate. Worries.
Australian: No worries.
Non-Australian: STFU, you don't have to support it! Worries, I tell you! Worries!

worries by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away 

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away” While not a popular expression it was first cited in the Hawaiian travel magazine “Aloha Days” in 1965. Since that time it has come into wider usage throughout the islands and the west coast.

“A Pineapple a day keeps the worries away.”

Pineapple a day keeps the worries away by Loveallthepineapples May 28, 2018

sheep worrier 

A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.

Here comes that kiwi sheep worrier guy; look at those sheep run.

sheep worrier by Busted Hyman August 5, 2007

Flood Worrier 

Individuals who believe that no matter what the amount of rain falling to the ground, a flood is inevitable and will always kill people. Also people who suffer from Flood Worrier syndrome are known to accuse others as "Disaster Mockers"

Jeremy "the rains be a coming down on us"
Lance "I am starting to worry my wife, my kid and my goat are going to be subject to death, that is a wagon-load of people"
Brandon "you two are a bunch of flood worrier pussy's"
Jeremy "you hoe, your such a Disaster Mocker"

Flood Worrier by Honchongo June 12, 2011