wiener sausage 

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?

I have a wiener sausage down my pants.

wiener sausage by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

Spoon Wiener Slapper by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Wiener Slave

1. One who obsessively fascinates over a man's wiener.

2. A slave to another's wiener.

3. A greeting term.

Hey, that man over there is a wiener slave!

Whats up wiener slave, hows it going?

Wiener Slave by G.W. Boone May 2, 2011

Wiener sex

Grabbing a sausage and putting it in your butthole/anus/vagina.

Nick: so what did you do yesterday?
Andrew: wiener sex
Nick: I’m interested
Nicole: me too..

Wiener sex by I’m in your mind July 15, 2018

Anthony Weiner's Weiner 

Sent via Twitter to a college girl. Weiner couldn't say with certitude if it was his own weiner, but after a week or so admitted to sending the picture. Weiner is currently a Democratic Congressman, and the recipient of much envy due to his size below the belt.

Have you seen Anthony Weiner's weiner in that picture? I'm kinda jealous.

Anthony Weiner's Weiner by Devin Conway December 4, 2011

Secret Wiener Society

An organization based on the act of secretively holding objects resembling wieners to its members pelvic regions.

Travis McFarland, the boy holding a banana to his crotch, is the creator of the Secret Wiener Society.

Secret Wiener Society by KandiceMel July 20, 2008

Wiener Stand 

A variation on an idea of a "keg stand." The giver is inverted in the position of a keg stand, but instead of beer, a wiener is inserted into said givers mouth.

A "raise the roof" motion of the receiver's hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.

*May require use of safety spotter. However solo efforts are commendable.

"Dude, I totally took home that gymnast last night from the JV meet."
"Did she mount and tumble your junk?"
"Oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!"
"HELL YEAH"

Wiener Stand by Gymnast Lover December 14, 2009