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wander poke 

Wander Poke :

Verb.

The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.
wander poke by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022
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The gentleman’s way of saying “bet
Person 1: you tryna get some cheeky nandos bruv?
Person 2: wager bruv
Wager by Chamley July 29, 2018
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wanderlust 

1.A very strong or irresistible impulse to travel.

2.strong longing for or impulse toward wandering
wanderlust by taurus October 6, 2003

Wanderlusty 

Verb: To feel wanderlust, a strong desire to see the world or the impulse to travel
Etymology: Wandern (to hike) and Lust (desire).

Wandern does not mean "to wander", but rather "to hike." Placing the two words together translates directly to "to enjoy hiking"
More commonly used to mean in a sense the "love of travel"
Watching that show made me all wanderlusty and shit.

I'm feeling really wanderlusty right now, let's go somewhere!
Wanderlusty by justjeff September 13, 2010
Someone who skips class/school, usually used in an Australian context.
"Are you wagging class next period?"
"You're such a wagger."
"Let's wag."
Wagger by billywilx August 17, 2017

Lost Wages 

Perjorative name for Las Vegas, Nevada, due to the tendency of one to lose money in gambling. Also spelled with dollar signs in place of each letter S (Lo$t Wage$)
Joe went to Lo$t Wage$ and lost his shirt.
Lost Wages by Dennis October 10, 2003

Wagner middle school 

Wagner has ppl smoking blunts in the bathroom. On fire every month. Fights in every hallway. Senior slut day. Ppl basically fucking in the yard. Teachers who don’t give a shit. And overall j a dusty crusty school.