Vortex of Dog Fuckery 

The Vortex of Dog Fuckery is act of dog fucking at work by a singular individual at such a sustained effort which drags the rest of the team down with them.

Ryan don’t suck me into your vortex of dog Fuckery. I really need this job.

Vortex of Dog Fuckery by DogFuckery November 20, 2022

Vortex Syndrome 

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

Vortex Syndrome by Laevsky March 13, 2008

Vortex of Shit 

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

Vortex of Shit by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

vortex of charisma 

A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.

Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....

Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!

vortex of charisma by Vortex Prime January 3, 2011

Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness

My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!

Vortex of Awesome by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013

Vortex Chug 

(an Australian slang term, used by young men in Northern Queensland) The act of spinning a bottled beverage to create a "vortex" inside the bottle, and, while maintaining a fast spin on said bottle, inverting it into ones mouth, promptly draining the beverage at near warp speed.

this method is used if you need to down a lot of a specific liquid in a very short amount of time

vortexed (past tense) vortexing (present tense)

"i heard that Dave can vortex chug faster than Steve can down a shot"

Vortex Chug by Aussie Wisdom March 14, 2018

Vortex of Awesomeness 

When a womans vag eats part of their pants.

Matt said "Holy shit! look at that vortex of awesomeness!!!"

Over the years, Matt and Kyle have learned to extend their peripheral vision to 360 degrees in hopes of scouting out every vortex.

Shelly's vortex eats all other vortexes, as well as black holes, planets, stars and occasionally galaxies.

Vortex of Awesomeness by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 7, 2010