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vaginalickery 

Like cocksuckery but the opposite. You can use this word to signify things you don't give a shitlicker about.
Hey Jim, wanna go to the sports tournament tomorrow?

I ain't interested in that vaginalickery.
noun. A HUGE vagina, as viewed from the outside of the body, or determined by the amount of empty space on the inside of the body.
Tom Arnold's quote about having sex with Roseanne Barr says it all "...it's like landing a 747 in the Grand Canyon." She would be considered the owner of a "Vagiant".

OR...

I was with this chick last night, and her "vagiant" scared the living hell out of me!
Vagiant by MOrtlip December 16, 2008

Vagination 

(slang) n. (Va-jin-a-shun)

1. A large gathering of attractive, scantily clad females in a public place.

2. Every female member of the population of a given nation.

3. The opposite of a sausage party/sausage fest.
"My wolf pack and I were hanging at Liam's last night, and all of a sudden, the entire vagination showed up."
Vagination by THE Double D January 13, 2010

vaginica 

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.
David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."
vaginica by V.J. December 3, 2006

vaginaties 

vagina is pussy;pussy is a problem:vaginaties are problems
Dat' bitch's attitude poses a vaginaty(singular).
vaginaties by Tre April 4, 2004

cross-vagination

Having sex with the person you're in a relationship with, and then having sex with your side piece. Later bringing it full circle back to your original partner with the possibility of transmitting an STD.
I banged my wife yesterday. Today, I banged my side piece, and then had to bang my wife again, thereby causing cross-vagination.
cross-vagination by Natron444 March 19, 2014