A mashup of
Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking,
disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling
vagina.
Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude
2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was
fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude
2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude
2: THE
FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude
2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.