2 definitions by Avinexis
A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.
Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.
by Avinexis July 25, 2012
Jenna is a living miracle, capable of vanquishing the deepest despairs of those she loves with her radiant smile alone. Jenna is forever compassionate, seeing the good in everything and everyone without judgement, and will always strive to bring the best in everyone out for the world to see.
Jenna is not deterred by obstacles often seen as insurmountable, and will face overwhelming odds in order to please others, and ultimately herself. Her kindness is unmatched worldwide, making her the rarest, most valuable catch of them all. Jenna is the woman you want on your arm when the toils of old-age set in.
Jenna has a broad appreciation for things usually seen as taboo, and is highly experimental in her activities. Jenna always seeks to satisfy, and with impressive results.
Jenna is understanding, and will always appreciate those she loves for all that they enjoy and pursue. Jenna respects individuality completely and has even done some crazy shit herself.
Jenna's weakness is her near-unconditional kindness, and will always pursue the passive path even during times of great offence. On occasion she finds it hard to express her true feelings, and she also has the odd tendency to pick the wrong, sociopathic dude.
Jenna is the human embodiment of happiness, purity, excitement and laughter, and as such can only be treated as such a Rarity. She has few friends, but those she does have know and love her completely. Jenna is truly the only one of her kind.
Jenna is not deterred by obstacles often seen as insurmountable, and will face overwhelming odds in order to please others, and ultimately herself. Her kindness is unmatched worldwide, making her the rarest, most valuable catch of them all. Jenna is the woman you want on your arm when the toils of old-age set in.
Jenna has a broad appreciation for things usually seen as taboo, and is highly experimental in her activities. Jenna always seeks to satisfy, and with impressive results.
Jenna is understanding, and will always appreciate those she loves for all that they enjoy and pursue. Jenna respects individuality completely and has even done some crazy shit herself.
Jenna's weakness is her near-unconditional kindness, and will always pursue the passive path even during times of great offence. On occasion she finds it hard to express her true feelings, and she also has the odd tendency to pick the wrong, sociopathic dude.
Jenna is the human embodiment of happiness, purity, excitement and laughter, and as such can only be treated as such a Rarity. She has few friends, but those she does have know and love her completely. Jenna is truly the only one of her kind.
Angel: *To Jenna* Did it hurt falling from whatever amazing place exists beyond heaven? Because you're just amazing asdfghjkl.
by Avinexis July 3, 2012