Utah Uppercut 

A rather harmless sex act in which one person, upon getting shit dick from anal sex, then grabs their disgraced member, turns their partner around and slaps them on the chin with said brown weapon.

Person 1: “what’s that on your chin?”
Person 2: “oh, I took a Utah Uppercut this morning”

Utah Uppercut by Exciting Jeremy December 16, 2019

san fran uppercut 

When during maturation the males ejaculate is expelled colliding with the underside of his chin.

I was having a wank last night and gave myself a san fran uppercut.

san fran uppercut by Moe St Cool June 12, 2017

tiger uppercut

What Elin used on Tiger after the 9-iron slipped out of her hands.

I swear, Officer, he backed into a fire hydrant and I had to use a golf club to break out a window in his car so he could get out! I didn't hit him with a nine iron and then give him a tiger uppercut!

tiger uppercut by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

ringsend uppercut 

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals

He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.

ringsend uppercut by womoma April 17, 2005

YPSILANTI Uppercut 

County of origin: Sac and Fox

When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. You then proceed to give her a wicked awesome YPSILANTI Uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘YPSILANTI’ at the top of your lungs.

It differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. Different style concussion, a different style of Stall0wnage.

Teh kicker: You probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!

Thirdly: You can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years

When Wanda insulted my manhood, I gave her a swift YPSILANTI Uppercut, drank her Crystal Light and left her on the bathroom floor to think about what she had done wrong.

YPSILANTI Uppercut by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.

She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

hamberger uppercut by Professor Poops May 16, 2006

French Uppercut

A french kiss done with such force that a person receiving it feels deepthroated.

by the Cactus

I got a french uppercut last night. At that time I did not know if that was a tongue or a dick.

French Uppercut by frenchuppercutreal March 22, 2023