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Unfortunatum 

When a situation is seen as so unfortunate that the decision-maker is confined to an Ultimatum;
A descriptor for the lowest levels of unfortunate conceivable by Man
Adjective: "Oh you have to write 3 Theses for this Semester? That's pretty unfortunatum."
Noun: "He found himself in an unfortunatum when he had to decide between 2D and 3D Girls."
Unfortunatum by Solstro April 23, 2018

unfortunate 

An expression of utter dismay when you play e5 in response to e4 in a game of bughouse.
Pieces, give me pieces. I think I can checkmate in five.
Unfortunate.

Thats unfortunate

a way of sounding sympathetic but not actually caring
Thats unfortunate that your dog died. Anyways when can we eat?
Thats unfortunate by youallsuckballs December 13, 2014

turn upportunity 

Where's the party at? I'm looking for a turn upportunity.
turn upportunity by k_swag January 31, 2014

That's Mighty Unfortunate 

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience
John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

unfortunate 

n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.
Pity the unfortunates.
unfortunate by Bagpuss August 15, 2003