toilet 

A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.

"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"

toilet by blickery August 6, 2008

Toilet 

The place where all of your problems are solved

Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet

Toilet by 😃😃😃 July 2, 2015

toilet 

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

toilet by bread infection January 2, 2006

toilet 

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

toilet by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

Toilet 

toilet

poop in the toilet

Toilet by appointment March 10, 2018

Toilet 

A place where all the magic happens

The toilet was a blast today

Toilet by Poofyfarts100 March 15, 2018

Toilet 

A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.

I blew up the toilet, don't go in there for a week.

Toilet by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019