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tightass 

a person that is cheap and dont like to spend money
god that fucking person is such a tightass
tightass by samantha May 5, 2004

whitie tighties 

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.
Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!
whitie tighties by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

Lightness 

A smart, intelligent man, who dislikes faggots. He is also the rich guy anywhere he goes and is.
Look, its a Lightness!
Lightness by DoomMaster May 13, 2012

tightass 

One who does not appreciate the sheer hilarity of the lemonparty image.
Elyse must be a real tightass if she got pissed when you showed her lemon party.
tightass by Tonii Pepperoni August 5, 2006

tightass 

Someone who is really reluctant to use money and/or rescources . Will ask you for 20 dollars petrol money just to get down the fucking road.
Tristan is a fucking tightass, who drives a red datto, filled with other peoples fuel money.
tightass by Trizzos Nightmare January 26, 2007
Catching a glimpse of sideboob, nipplerection during the winter, or any similar condition.
"Did you see those knockers?" "Yeah, I'll bear titness to that!"
titness by Tymme January 30, 2008