The disease in which you have a secondary nipple on top of the existing one, usually via an extra flap of skin. Many would call this a tumor but they don't know what the fuck their talking about
Tim : Hey man did you hear about Chris and his nippleception?
Bob : Yeah, but isn't that just a tumor tho?
Tim : SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN CUNT
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'