check the ticker 

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.

Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.

check the ticker by Freaqish September 12, 2008

The Tickler 

A noun, a patch of facial hair forming around the chin and lip area of a person's mouth used for tickling the clitoris during cunninlingus. A style often demonstrated by Lil White. See also Lil White Lil Pink Lil White Lotion Verbal Handcuffer Sex Hair

I was riding the tickler all night, it chafed my thighs, I am not going out with Vlad again.

The Tickler by MichiganFan May 28, 2008

The Tickler 

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and tickling them until they spray it out of their nose

i gave her "the tickler" last night

The Tickler by ewwwww March 3, 2009

just the ticket 

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

just the ticket by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

Feel the Tickle 

That moment when you feel an urge to do something you aren't supposed to do.

That kid over there just sassed me and I want to slap his head. I feel the tickle. I can't help it.

Feel the Tickle by kuhlschool November 29, 2018

Vurping the tickle monster 

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡

Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue

Vurping the tickle monster by Slaythegaselighgurlbossbuster July 12, 2023

punch the ticket 

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

punch the ticket by JLB3 April 29, 2005