the name Jersey 

The best female human being you will posibly ever meet.

The name Jersey is a pleasant name.

the name Jersey by The Best definition maker January 28, 2018

Jersey the name 

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

Jersey the name by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

jersey the toilet 

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

jersey the toilet by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

the hockey jersey 

You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!

"She was just about to blow me, and I gave her the hockey jersey!"

the hockey jersey by Terry Koch February 7, 2007

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

The New Jersey Turnpike Special by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

The New Jersey Monster 

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

The New Jersey Monster by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

the new jersey monster 

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

the new jersey monster by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004