heiny tatterings 

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

heiny tatterings by Scubagod October 26, 2006

Tayloring 

The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..

Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.

Tayloring by crt1979 October 25, 2009

Tayloring 

When someone is thrid wheeling

Cate, Tanner, Courtney and Jacob were on a double date and Taylor showed up. "Jez she tayloring hard"

Tayloring by Jerimaha February 10, 2017

Tabering

Just a thot

She's such a tab. Thats Tabering for you

Tabering by ItsJDog December 28, 2019

tapering 

when athletes stop working out before an athletic event and just start "knocking boots"

damn, Phelps started tapering early for the Olympics

tapering by GeddyLee August 16, 2004

Taylernuzum 

Confused Sex Kitten needing Captain Morgan to refuel. Overlooks Overlook. Very Young girl who acts very mature for her age. Hot

That girl is all that and a bag of chips! She is pulling a Taylernuzum on us.

Taylernuzum by westlib125 September 28, 2011

Tableing 

The Act of the dominant figure in a relationship getting so horny in waiting for sex with their partner that they "snap" and force sexual activity upon their partner wherever they are. The term Tableing is derived from this scenario happening in a restaurant.

Linda: This Meal is so lovely
Bob: *SNAPS* LINDA!!! TABLE!!! NOW!!!!

*The "Tableing" Begins*

Tableing by The Clarkster 27 May 4, 2009