I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl by Telephony August 6, 2015

sitting ovation 

When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.

lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting)
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.

sitting ovation by erieee May 24, 2010

fence sitting

Fence sitting, sitting on the fence, sitting on a fence, are all terms for someone who refuses to make a decision. Usually it describes someone who will not take a stand on two very defined and clearly opposing options/opinions. This can be both good and bad.

Clair was angry that Mandy occasionally used drugs; Mandy thought drug use should be legal. Angela was neither for nor against it, and sat on the fence about it, instead trying to calm her friends down.

The politician, when questioned on abortion, sat on the fence, never giving a clear opinion; he was afraid of losing support from the right or the left.

fence sitting by JZ June 15, 2004

I’m shutting your butt down 

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

I’m shutting your butt down by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013

suttling

When on a digital video / conference call with colleagues, if your audio gets choppy or distorted in any way (interference, packet loss, background noise, echoing, etc.) this is called 'suttling'.

"I couldn't hear anything you just said. You were suttling hard there bruh."

suttling by aujus3 November 12, 2020

sitting on a poop knob 

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

sitting on a poop knob by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Billie Sitting

The act of taking care of someone who is completely intoxicated; to act as a mother type figure; to take care of the life of another individual (specifically Billie B**nks).

Spring break cruise 2010 Billie B**ks had to be taken care of (Billie Sitting) by her two friends and amazing boyfriend.

Billie Sitting by Dr. Sexy Will April 1, 2010