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Something everyone else doesn't know except jamie
surprise by AyoChi11 November 13, 2023
an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice
Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.
surprise! by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Surprise, Bitch

Someone you thought you’d seen the last of.
- "Surprise, bitch.
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."
Surprise, Bitch by tumbeuleure December 11, 2013

Surprise Lake Camp

The Best in Jewish Camping. If your idea of a good jewish experience is hooking up and trying not to get caught. The campers are clueless to what the staff is truly like and the staff does a really good job at doing things to get fired. The importance of second place is very important and remember, if the lights go out, nobody move. But obviously, it's the best summer home anyone could ask for.
Oh you went to Surprise Lake Camp? Have you ever gotten bitten by a snake while behind the equipment shack?
Surprise Lake Camp by Campcampcamp January 26, 2015

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob
After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.
surprise blumpkin by a fatter December 17, 2010