Skip to main content

Andy's Handy Store 

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.
Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!
Andy's Handy Store by ricoross August 23, 2012

That's the story

"It's been a long week, time to kick back and relax!"
"That's the story"
That's the story by TallStory September 27, 2012

America's Trinket Store 

(from America's Technology Store--the name given to Radio Shack back in the late 1990s/early 2000 zeroes). The Christmas Tree Shops, a place known for selling knicknacks and decorative items. Sometimes you can even buy a celluloid christmas tree there.
Frodo: "I'm going to America's Trinket Store to buy a crystal ball for my garden." Saruman: "Could you get me a minature Santa while you're there? I like his beard."

The story of greg's life 

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

Poppa's Corner Store 

Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.
My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.
Poppa's Corner Store by Snuzzums November 29, 2016

Doug's Snapchat Story 

A black screen, with the audio of Doug saying the wildest shit you've probably ever heard in your life
Did you hear what Doug's Snapchat Story had to say?